Weekend Watch: Bearded Clam in Da House!
A Woman, A Gun, and a Noodle Shop - Embarcadero
A black comedy thriller that is apparently Coen-Brother-ish, set in Western China. If that woman doesn't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna gun her down in a noodle shop. I plead black comedy!
I'm Still Here - Embarcadero
Casey Affleck steps off his dirt-mattress to film his buddy, Hairy Muff-face, recently out of retirement, to tour with his newly released hip-hop single, Bearded Clam.
White Wedding - Opera Plaza
A cute romantic comedy from South Africa about lovers and misadventure. A breath of fresh air from the "needing to prove something" lives of people who like the single, Bearded Clam.
The Agony and the Ecstasy of Phil Spector - The Roxie
Phil Spector got the "pair of balls" vote from me after that infamous court hairdo. This documentary interviews the crazy son of a bitch!
Bridge on the River Kwai - Castro, all weekend
Need I say more?
Army Of Crime - Balboa
The only thing I've read about this film is "Not Rated. Contains violence, including torture and vivid scenes of assassinations. 2 hours, 19 minutes. In French with English subtitles." Much like how I would feel if forced to see Dirt-Mattress' movie about Hairy Muff-face!
Culture/Entertainment Headlines
- Appealing TV: Smash, The River, The Walking Dead, The Grammys
- Appealing TV: Sunday's Super Bowl Alternatives
- Weekend Watch: Daniel Radcliffe's Haunted Mansion, Hormonal Superpower Teenagers, & Drew Barrymore Loving On Whales
- On the Road: Andrew W.K., Radiohead and Others
- SF Ballet's Spirited "Onegin" Brings on Handkerchief-gate
- Weekend Watch: Liam Neeson Dances with Wolves, a Declaration of War, and Katherine Heigl is a Bounty Hunter. Yep.
- Wolves Are The New Great White Shark: The Grey
- On the Road: Sleigh Bells and Surfer Blood at Noise Pop
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