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The Sexual Manifesto: Yes, It's About Farts

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Someone's got to break wind first. For most heterosexual relationships (as far as I know) the days leading up to the first pass of...

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I fart almost constantly around my girlfriend! She is pretty 'meh' about it. Sometimes I think it's really funny, but she doesn't, and that makes me a little sad. I wish we could share the humor in those particularly funny farts.

For her part, she never farts around me. The one time she said she did I didn't hear it.

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I can say for the record my wife has never done this, whatever THAT is. Once I heard the star spangled banner emanate from her backside then smelled a gust of Fabreeze.

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