Dear Babe: How Can I Make Him "Ready" for Me?

AMEN!

If I did not know better, I would think this letter is a fake! I am not blaming the victim, here, but I have to ask: are there women out there who are really that, let's say "understanding" (I say to be diplomatic)? Is it really that desperate a scene out there that gals will put up with stuff like this? Perspectives, please.

I have a friend (inherited by way of boyfriend) who just snapped out of a depression after a guy she was dating for two months didn't return her calls for a few days. Never mind that 28 days of those two months he was in rehab- only to start drinking the day after getting out of rehab. I'm no saint, but lordy!

I wish this question was a fake. I"M SO OVER people putting their love relationships before themselves. Honestly it makes me sick.

Women are crazy.

This letter just makes me sad for humanity.

But it does lead to an important question. How does one have threesomes with models? I'm not willing to become a DJ. Or dink cocktails of the sort in the photograph attached to the article. Advice?