"Former Homosexual" Claims Witches Handle SF General Admissions, That He Was A Local "Club Celebrity": Have You Ever Heard Of Him?: The Alley: SFAppeal

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"Former Homosexual" Claims Witches Handle SF General Admissions, That He Was A Local "Club Celebrity": Have You Ever Heard Of Him?

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You already know Adam Hood, the ascot-wearing former homosexual, from his "homosexuality is a sin" video posted on SFist and the Awl. And before...

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As you well know, Eve, ritual goat sacrifice is illegal in San Francisco. Also, I hope when Jesus was at SF General he was covered by Healthy San Francisco -- otherwise, we're going to have to pick up the tab for his stay in the psych ward.

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I have no idea who this evangelicrap ponce de lebarf is, and I can safely say that I am intimately connected with the cute-clubby-druggy-see-god contingent!

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I'd be willing to bet that what he actually meant was "manwich."

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I suppose it depends on "witch" clubs he went to, but he obviously did way too much drugs, had a really bad trip and, uh, probably isn't ever going to fully regain a grip on reality. All of this is evidenced by the ascot. I mean, really, nobody wears ascots anymore, gay or ex-gay.

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